Friday, January 4, 2008

A Brand Named Life

Brand Named aspects of my life:

MySpace
All young adults must have.

The Simpsons
Network Ten: same episodes each week.

Nokia
If it isn't Nokia, it isn't worth it.

Mario
He's a cool dude.

Creative
Lays Batman woop-ass on iPod (excluding iTunes).

Batman
No supernatural power needed to lay woop-ass.

Veolia Transport
Shittest bus company, Sydney Buses (Gov) much better.

City Rail
Good to tease but it's doing it's best.

Sunkist
...will never beat Fanta.

Mountain Dew
...is almost as good as Fanta but never better than Ribena.

Packaged Ham
Steals the moola and is an inadequate feed.

iPod
Living cliché.

City Beach
Isn't worth walking into.

Sargents
The only tasty frozen pies.

Bebo
A gangster, html-illiterate and lazy version of MySpace.

Facebook
A super-sweet MySpace imitation where MySpace ideas originate.

50 Cent
Got shot in the mouth and suddenly became a black guy trying to be a white guy which is trying to be a black guy (Eminem).

Olympus
Not a living dead camera company.

Windows Media Player
Evil when it comes to errors but the way to go.

MSN/ Live Messenger
Bloatware: majority of the 18mb install and system load is for appearance, much like Vista.

Internet Explorer/ Outlook Express
For Suckers.

Spy Kids
Had too many movies.

Russel Crowe
Less insane, yet Aussie version of Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise
A complete idiot.

Seinfeld
The best show of all time, in my opinion.

Nintendo
What went wrong?

Lynx (Twist Top)
The new can does not work!

Teen/ Garage bands
Hardly ever anything amazing.

Chad Robert Turton-Kroeger (Nickelback Lead Singer)
Sweet vocals.

Concert
Worth it.

Rave
Not worth it.

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