Friday, July 25, 2008

A Hand To Hold

I give a two out of three; great arse, brilltastic line of enamel, nice set (as Matt likes to put it). So, does the great guy lose points because he doesn't drive a car, or does she go down in the list because she doesn't root?

We live in a cruel, competitive world, one of which losing a girl is a simple task; you should be terrified because if this girl of your dreams is also a gorgeous one, start loading the shotgun, my friend. If you are feeling that atomic desire for someone you don't know all that well, take it from me, squeeze some industrial strength glue into your palm, grab that incredible person by the hand and squeeze tight for 20-30 seconds to ensure maximum adhesiveness.

It's now or never and if she's all or nothing, don't fuck around. In one year, you don't want to be the idiot watching from the side line as a lesser idiot-arsehole takes every ounce of her innocence just so he can brag about it over drinks that night.

He's gone, she's gone; that's all there is to it. A girl is just a girl and that girl will soon be replaced by another one, but if you're going to spend the next twelve months living with resentment, watching other lustrous couples and saying to your mate I want that, then don't let the situation put you there.

Just don't keep driving around the tarmac; take off, fly low a little, take a plunge, whatever;
if you have the ability to fly, then why not do it?

1 comment:

  1. I like your analogy. Every bit except for this one: "A girl is just a girl and that girl will soon be replaced by another one".