Sunday, May 10, 2009

Fish Are Gay


Life makes no sense when fish are gay.*

Be careful what you say to the people that are handling your food.**

When you see a friend in a restaurant, you don't go in to greet them.

Girls should not wear Aladdin pants.

It’s funny that we live in a right-side driving country yet everybody drives wrong.

You can't deal with an aggressive situation with a non-aggressive solution.

*Bill Hader said this.
**I said this to a customer the other day. =)

3 comments:

  1. you made my day sweetie with this blog

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  2. "When you see a friend in a restaurant, you don't go in to greet them."
    LOL does that count if its u and ur working and the place doesnt look packed =]

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