Sunday, July 19, 2009

Futon is Fondue


Life is weird when you can break it down 
to the sound of your alarm clock.*


Tabletops are awesome,
However, Tablebottoms are terrifying.


Getting your car hand-washed always makes you feel like coffee and a slice of cake. **


Only service stations dare make business at an intersection.


When a company manufactures alcohol
it gets a great marketing team.


Futon is Fondue,
But rearranged.


*Trina’s sister does this. BEEP-BEEP.
**Morbid-sarcasm.
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