'Be Faithful': The Summary

In order, this is Fatman Scoop’s ‘Be Faithful’ summarised into point-form:

• If I have a $5, $2 or $1 note, I may not put my hands up.
• Fatman Scoop has selective-hearing.
• Some screaming about oral sex without anybody really knowing it's about oral sex.
• Faith Evans was previously unaware of a love like this.
• Ugly females are not allowed to sing-along to Faith Evans.
• Fatman Scoop has an interest in astrology.
• I should watch where I’m walking.
•  If you have long hair, you should put your hands up.
• If you have short hair, you should make noise.
• Fatman Scoop has no objections to hair weaves.
• His black friends that like doggy-style intercourse and wish to have it casually have trouble letting him finish his questions.
• Fatman Scoop’s hip hop friend from Black Sheep thinks that because he says it three times, that we can lift trains that weigh several tons.
• Fatman Scoop would like the names of those who will be having sexual intercourse tonight.
• You should stop playing but keep moving, simultaneously.
• Females should sing-along, then males, and repeat a few times.
• Fatman Scoop is visually-impaired.
• If you’re a girlfriend, it’s your birthday.
• This song has nothing to do with being faithful.

Listen:

That is all from me.