Wednesday, November 7, 2012

My Cat the Hound Dog

I think one of the strangest thoughts I had as a child was when I was 11 and my mum had our cat de-sexed. There was all this talk about preventing him from wanting to run away and prowl the streets for sex with lady-cats, and that's when it hit me: there was a high-possibility that our cat had already lost its virginity…before me!

Pepper was probably a little hound-dog before we paid the nice lady to lop off his balls. Of course, at the boyish age that I was, sex was in no way a possibility; it was just a strange feeling, owning a two year old member of an inferior species whom was probably pounding more pussy than I was. Emasculation level: very high.

My cat, the hound dog!