Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Baguette Rid of that Gun!

Your new years resolution is probably something stupid that I bet you'll be looking at in the rear view mirror by March, like getting fit or blogging more. But my resolution is something much more important than health: I vouch to never see another poster of Liam Neeson holding a gun.

You see, I love guns, because of my penis, and I love Liam Neeson, also because of my penis, but put those two things together on a movie poster, and I want to gouge out my fucking eyes. And by god, Hollywood, if I see another facsimile of the Taken poster, I will look for you…I will find you… and I will kill you.

Non-Stop is your last chance.

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You know what I’d really like to see, some posters of Liam Neeson holding baguettes. Mmmmm!

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EDIT: Added another photo to the collection, because not even a month could pass without another one of these things coming out! Not even a fucking month! Gave me an opportunity for some more baguettes though, find those babies here. (31/1/14)

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